The Church of Last Thursday

The largest church in the world

For You created the world on Thursday so as to expire on Thursday, in order to test yourself.

We, the Last Thursdayists, followers of Last Thursdayism, members of The Church of Last Thursday, believe:

  • that the universe was created on Thursday, and will expire on Thursday.
  • that the universe was created by You as a test for yourself.
  • that you will be rewarded or punished when this universe expires based on your actions here.
  • that left-handedness is a sinful temptation.
  • that everyone but you was placed here and pre-programmed to act as parts of your test environment.
  • that everyone but you knows this.
For more details, please read our creed or, for more details, our catechism.