We, the Last Thursdayists, followers of Last Thursdayism, members of The Church of Last Thursday, believe:

• that the universe was created on Thursday, and will expire on Thursday.
• that the universe was created by You as a test for yourself.
• that you will be rewarded or punished when this universe expires based on your actions here.
• that left-handedness is a sinful temptation.
  
• that everyone but you was placed here and pre-programmed to act as parts of your test environment.
  
• that everyone but you knows this.

For more details, please read our creed or, for more details, our catechism.